The Great Lake Hubert, Minnesota
Ole and Lena Jokes Page

We add a new Ole and Lena joke every week (usually by Monday) and
remove the old one, so return every week to catch them all.

If you've never seen Ole and Lena jokes before, you're in for a treat. These Scandinavian transplants have been the butt of jokes in Minnesota, North Dakota and Wisconsin for years and, in the words of Ole, "It ain't about ta stop now, don't cha know".


A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, Ole. You're obviously drunk."

 

Ole asked, "Officer, are ya sure I'm drunk?"

 

"Yeah, Ole, I'm sure," said the cop. "Let's go."

 

Ole said, "Tank goodness, I tought I vas crippled."



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