The Great Lake Hubert, Minnesota
Ole and Lena Jokes Page

We add a new Ole and Lena joke every week (usually by Monday) and
remove the old one, so return every week to catch them all.

If you've never seen Ole and Lena jokes before, you're in for a treat. These Scandinavian transplants have been the butt of jokes in Minnesota, North Dakota and Wisconsin for years and, in the words of Ole, "It ain't about ta stop now, don't cha know".




Ole opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Sven.

 

“Did you see da paper?” asked Ole. “Dey say I died!!”

 

“Ya, I saw it!,” replied Sven. After a long pause he asked, “Vhere are ya callin' from?”


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