The Great Lake Hubert, Minnesota
Ole and Lena Jokes Page

We add a new Ole and Lena joke every week (usually by Monday) and
remove the old one, so return every week to catch them all.

If you've never seen Ole and Lena jokes before, you're in for a treat. These Scandinavian transplants have been the butt of jokes in Minnesota, North Dakota and Wisconsin for years and, in the words of Ole, "It ain't about ta stop now, don't ya know".

Lena goes up to Pastor Swenson after his Sunday morning service and she's in tears.

He says, 'So what's bothering you, Lena my dear?'

She says, 'Oh, I've got terrible news. My husband Ole passed away last night.'

The Pastor says, 'Oh, Lena, that's terrible. Tell me, did he have any last requests?'

She says, 'Ya, he did.'

The minister says, 'What did he ask, Lena?'

She says, 'He said, 'Please Lena, put down dat gun.'

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