The Great Lake Hubert, Minnesota
Ole and Lena Jokes Page

We add a new Ole and Lena joke every week (usually by Monday) and
remove the old one, so return every week to catch them all.

If you've never seen Ole and Lena jokes before, you're in for a treat. These Scandinavian transplants have been the butt of jokes in Minnesota, North Dakota and Wisconsin for years and, in the words of Ole, "It ain't about ta stop now, don't ya know".

Ole was sitting reading his paper when Lena hit him on the head
with a frying pan.

“Vhat vas dat for?” Ole asked, rubbing his head.

 “Dat vas for the piece of paper with da name Jenny on it dat I found in your pants pocket”.

Ole said, “Vhen I vas at da races last veek Jenny vas the name of da horse I bet on”.

Lena apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later Ole was watching TV when Lena bashed him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon regaining consciousness Ole asked why she had hit again.

Lena replied, “Your horse phoned”


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