The Great Lake Hubert, Minnesota
Ole and Lena Jokes Page

We add a new Ole and Lena joke every week (usually by Monday) and
remove the old one, so return every week to catch them all.

If you've never seen Ole and Lena jokes before, you're in for a treat. These Scandinavian transplants have been the butt of jokes in Minnesota, North Dakota and Wisconsin for years and, in the words of Ole, "It ain't about ta stop now, don't ya know".

Ole was in downtown Minneapolis. He was patiently waiting to cross the street and
watching the traffic cop directing traffic.   The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, "Okay,
pedestrians."  Soon he allowed the traffic to start up again.

He'd done this several times but Ole still stood on the sidewalk.

After the cop had shouted, "Pedestrians!" for the tenth time, Ole went
over to him and said, "Ainít it about time ya let da Luterans across?"


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