The Great Lake Hubert, Minnesota
Ole and Lena Jokes Page

We add a new Ole and Lena joke every week (usually by Monday) and
remove the old one, so return every week to catch them all.

If you've never seen Ole and Lena jokes before, you're in for a treat. These Scandinavian transplants have been the butt of jokes in Minnesota, North Dakota and Wisconsin for years and, in the words of Ole, "It ain't about ta stop now, don't ya know".



Ole walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a bottom deodorant. "Sorry, we don't sell bottom deodorant" the pharmacist replies, struggling to keep from laughing.

"But I alvays buy it here", Ole says. "I bought vone last month".

Thinking quickly, the pharmacist suggests, " I don't know what you bought before, may be you can bring in the empty container next time".

"Sure", Ole replies. "I'll bring it vith me tomorrow"

The next day, Ole walks into the shop again and hands the pharmacist an almost empty deodorant stick. "This is just a normal deodorant", the pharmacist tells Ole, "You use it under your arms".

"No, it is not", Ole answers, "it says so here: To apply, push up bottom".



 
 

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